Friday, February 13, 2009

Language I Loathe

May I present to you the growing list of buzzwords and meaningless lexicon which I have come to abhor simply for their excessive appearance in popular culture and writing. It's time to put these words and phrases out to pasture because I'm officially calling them cliché and worn-out. If I didn't hear them again for a very long time, that would be just fine with me.


Hack
Blog, blogging, and especially blogosphere
Wiki-anything (as a prefix, suffix, or root word)
RSS feed
Comment
Profile
Web two-point-oh
Anything two-point-oh
Twitter/Tweet
Facebook
Social networking
Social bookmarking
Podcast
iPod, iTunes, and iPhone
"Hi-Def" and HD
Download
Infotainment
Edutainment
Infomercial
Cloud computing
Stream
Swarm
Microsoft and Yahoo
Ringtone
MP3
Eminem (honestly, who still listens to this guy?)
Monsoon Season
Concept
Rumored to
Think outside the (article)
and the no-longer clever Think inside the (article)
Limited time offer
OAC
"Green"
Eco-friendly
Eco as a prefix in general
Prius
Hybrid (when refeferring to cars and otherwise)
Mash-up
Global warming
Greenhouse effect
Homeland Security
TSA
Iraq
Terrorism
Text-message
Texting
Uber
Emo
Metrosexual

There are lots more words I hate but I cannot think of them at the moment.

I am not the only one who feels this way:
http://www.yelp.com/topic/hoboken-words-that-annoy-you
http://www.lssu.edu/banished/current.php
http://ldaley.wordpress.com/2007/11/27/utilize-and-other-useless-words/
http://www.partyofthefirstpart.com/hallOfShame.html
http://www.webinknow.com/2006/10/the_gobbledygoo.html
http://www-stat.wharton.upenn.edu/~steele/Rants/Pretentious-Words.html